Esquire magazine published an article entitled What If The Philippines Was A British Colony. The write-up relays that between October 1762 and April 1764, the Philippines was actually part of the British empire. Following George Washington’s attacks on French colonies, the French went to war against the Britishers. Spain which rules the Philippines during that era, joined the same war so as to honor its alliance with the French. Because of this, the Brits attacked and was able to capture Spanish-owned Manila in 1762. However, British reign in the Philippines came to a peaceful end when the Treaty of Paris was signed in 1763.
The Esquire article then presented a number of could-have-beens in case there was no Treaty of Paris and the British rule continued in my beloved Philippines. Expecting it to be mind-blowing, the theories presented in the article were somewhat deflated, subdued and ordinarily predictable because the notions discussed were simply aligned and paralleled to what happened with other countries under the British rule like India and majority of Africa.
Let me then dispatch my inane and doofus version of what could have been if the Philippines was part of the British colony. Firstly, I could have had high teas instead of siestas. Eggplants would no longer be eggplants but aubergines and shopping carts would no longer be shopping carts but trolleys. And I’d be drinking more tea and eating more biscuits while saying “God save the Queen” during weekends! I might be speaking like Harry Potter by now and would be rooting for John Whaite and Johannes Radebe to win Strictly Dancing this year on BBC. We will never know, if Brits ruled the Philippines, one of the James Bonds could have been some dishy Pinoy bloke.
Hey! Why was I not consulted when that wonky Treaty of Paris was drafted and taken into effect?
Interesting! Now that you mentioned it, naalala ko yung conversation namin noong isang former colleague ko. We talked about the possibility of the Philippines becoming a British colony — and nabanggit niya na most likely, mare-replicate yung caste system sa India dito sa Pilipinas if the Spanish had not taken back the islands.
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Haha! I guess being ruled by a different country has its own hang ups no matter what country it would be… stay free my friend 😉
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Ang Pilipinas at ang Britain ay may isang bagay in common: gin
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enjoyed your post very much, congratulations !!! 🙂
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Enjoy reading this. It’s like Cuba and Florida, which changed hands several times between the competing powers at the time.
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Canada was a colony and none of that happened here lol Too bad– we could have at least ended up with more interesting accents 🙂
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